What do Durian, Valentino and champagne have in common?

ANSWER: They are hooooooo Mary wor.... Champagne - Bubbly, Smooth, Sweet. Valentino - Feminine, Stylish, Hard to get your hands on. Durian - Thorny on the outside. Mushy on the inside. And hoooo Smelly wor....

On a fine Friday afternoon when all of Heng Heng are getting ready for the weekend crowd of laobans, someone with lots of imagination or who has been observing admin A LOT (ans: Techno Long) asked who want her mangoes??? This sparked off a debate of what fruits we are and other irrelevant categories. No logic. 100% based on feeeeeeeeeeel..........

Mary: Durian. Valentino. Champagne. Guess (1 word - S L U T ). Oyster (an aphrodisiac). Green chilli. Van Cleef & Arpels.

Moma: Lychee (exotic). Lady's fingers (acquired taste). Sotong (no explanation needed). Versace (Indonesian tai tai). Cartier. Whiskey (with the lao bans).

Miss J: Mangosteen (queen). Red Chilli (hot & spicy). Chanel (black & white). Georg Jensen (simple, clean lines). Rose syrup (sweet).

Dino: Soursop (white/fair and mushy). Cod fish (white and soft). FCUK. CK (cool & funky in an understated way). Ribenna (sweet & comforting).

Ares: Orange. Fries. Salmon. Lacoste (polo shirts). Bottega. Bvlgari. Sprite.

Techno Long: Ba Chiku. POA. Etro. Wedges. Milo.

Marm: Kumquat (Huat ah!). Potato. GG5. DKNY. Tiffany. Iced lemon tea.

Admin: Golden kiwi (thinks it's better than normal kiwi but it's totally not worth the extra dollars). Thermo flask. Wanko. Coach. Poh Heng. Frog. 八宝茶.