Hermie Fully Rejected - The Musical

A short play by Heng Heng. (Korean/TVB style)

Location: Changi Airport Terminal 1
Characters: Hermie, Ares and Ah Feng

Act 1 of 1. Scene 1 of 2.

After the week-long maid training, Hermie packed her bags to return to TVBland. She was very disappointed. Not only was she turned down by Ares for a lunch rendezvous, she has completely missed Ah Feng. She went to the airport with a heavy heart.

Ares realized that it was Hermie's last day and rushed to the airport. He simply HAD to express his true feelings to her. He looked frantically for anyone with 2 ponytails and a bandanna wearing at least 4 tiers of clothing. But alas! his search was futile. Just when he was about to give up, a row of trolley rammed into him, causing a loud commotion. Hermie who was queuing at the immigration checkpoint turned and saw Ares. She ran to the glass panel.

Hermie: "Ares! What are you doing here?"
Ares: "REMEMBER TO BRING BACK MY SHIRTS OR NEVER COME BACK TO STAND IN FRONT OF ME AGAIN!!"

~ Thunderstorm. Lightning. Erhu playing sad music in the background. ~


Act 1 of 1. Scene 2 of 2.

Hermie was simply too upset to reply. As she walked back, she saw Ah Feng standing in front of her, holding a cup of ice cream.

Feeling hopeful once again, Hermie ran towards Ah Feng, expecting him to embrace her.

Hermie (in slow-mo): "You do remember our Seattle ice cream!"
Ah Feng: "LEI QI SIN wor!!"

~ END~

Playwrights: Miss J, Mary, Moma & Marm with some inputs from Ares ah-ge himself.