Yesterday spells the end of our annual retreat Sweet & Sour tour where we celebrated the 30th birthdays of our Beaauuutifulllll, Gorgeeeousss and Flabuuuuulousssss Dino and Techno Long! Taking place in the secluded Seminyak Bali where Pineapple Daily won't be able to find us, we spent a surreal 5 days discussing impt topics ranging from US politics to maid abuse to constipation, swimming to the sounds of Madonna and wor-ing everyone around us to death!
Amidst the serene surroundings, the Special Heng Heng Olympics was held where China vs. China competed in the one and only game - Waterwalking. No surprise, by Omega time, China won hands down. Will there be a new Heng Heng record? Stay tuned to the next SHHO in 3 years' time.
Many things were discovered during this tour - Dino is a natural at yoga, his right foot is the switch to controlling rain and the weirdest place he has ever shitted is over the Pacific Ocean! Meanwhile, Tiger lurrrvvveeeesssss to take it off! Prancing around half naked is not a problem and he strips especially fast when a 'massage' is involved. (Yes, Mary is no longer the most efficient stripper in Heng Heng now.) The secret to Techno Long's purrfection is the power naps he takes at every opportunity - plane, car, restaurant, etc. This is the key ingredient to looking fresh every moment, ready to be photographed!
As for the Triple-M, it dawned on us that we are the smartest because WE KNOW......
In true Heng Heng style, the tour concluded with piles of Popeye's chickaaaann and laughter.
Once again, Marms wishes to wish the birthday boys Haps-Bees Births-Daes!! Nothing else needed to be said as you are already so PERFECT! Nonetheless, I cannot help but to shout "Stay cool and funky always wor!!"
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