ANSWER: They are hooooooo Mary wor.... Champagne - Bubbly, Smooth, Sweet. Valentino - Feminine, Stylish, Hard to get your hands on. Durian - Thorny on the outside. Mushy on the inside. And hoooo Smelly wor....
On a fine Friday afternoon when all of Heng Heng are getting ready for the weekend crowd of laobans, someone with lots of imagination or who has been observing admin A LOT (ans: Techno Long) asked who want her mangoes??? This sparked off a debate of what fruits we are and other irrelevant categories. No logic. 100% based on feeeeeeeeeeel..........
Mary: Durian. Valentino. Champagne. Guess (1 word - S L U T ). Oyster (an aphrodisiac). Green chilli. Van Cleef & Arpels.
Moma: Lychee (exotic). Lady's fingers (acquired taste). Sotong (no explanation needed). Versace (Indonesian tai tai). Cartier. Whiskey (with the lao bans).
Miss J: Mangosteen (queen). Red Chilli (hot & spicy). Chanel (black & white). Georg Jensen (simple, clean lines). Rose syrup (sweet).
Dino: Soursop (white/fair and mushy). Cod fish (white and soft). FCUK. CK (cool & funky in an understated way). Ribenna (sweet & comforting).
Ares: Orange. Fries. Salmon. Lacoste (polo shirts). Bottega. Bvlgari. Sprite.
Techno Long: Ba Chiku. POA. Etro. Wedges. Milo.
Marm: Kumquat (Huat ah!). Potato. GG5. DKNY. Tiffany. Iced lemon tea.
Admin: Golden kiwi (thinks it's better than normal kiwi but it's totally not worth the extra dollars). Thermo flask. Wanko. Coach. Poh Heng. Frog. 八宝茶.
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