The New Face of Heng Heng!

Random

PART 1
(typed to Ms J)

Liru says: (11:30:29 AM)
moma and i want to have a random party for our birthday

Liru says: (11:30:33 AM)
we will invite random ppl

Liru says: (11:30:45 AM)
who can bring random ppl

Liru says: (11:30:52 AM)
and meet other random ppl at the party

Liru says: (11:30:53 AM)
hahahaha


PART 2

Bec says: (11:43:25 AM)
fash bash comin up again wor

Bec says: (11:43:31 AM)
i feel like getting a booth

Liru says: (11:43:54 AM)
what we sell wor

Bec says: (11:44:14 AM)
our stuff that we NEH use wor

Bec says: (11:44:22 AM)
that has been HIDDEN in my wardrobe

Bec says: (11:44:28 AM)
n luggages

Bec says: (11:44:29 AM)
hahahah

Liru says: (11:45:37 AM)
haha but fash bash stores the stuff not v random one leh

Bec says: (11:46:15 AM)
i can name my booth random treasures wor

Bec says: (11:46:19 AM)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bec says: (11:46:23 AM)
no lar

Bec says: (11:46:29 AM)
but i think will b quite ex

Liru says: (11:46:42 AM)
haha to tie in w our random party?

Bec says: (11:46:57 AM)
ya man

Bec says: (11:47:09 AM)
then we give out printed invites to our random party

Bec says: (11:47:22 AM)
we can have a sales booth at a corner of our random party too wor

Bec says: (11:47:24 AM)
ahahahahhahahahaha

Liru says: (11:47:37 AM)
yah wor HO RANDOM WOR!

Bec says: (11:47:49 AM)
ya wor!

Bec says: (11:47:53 AM)
ho good wor!

Bec says: (11:48:12 AM)
our booth in our random party can be called random pieces of us wor

Liru says: (11:48:16 AM)
HAHAHA

Bec says: (11:48:33 AM)
grab some random pieces of us back home as souvenirs wor!

Bec says: (11:48:34 AM)
hahahhahahaha

Liru says: (11:49:07 AM)
hahaha

What Chicks Really Talk About

Liru says:
i cant believe i am hungry again!
Miss J says:
good wor
Liru says:
this is crazy wor
Miss J says:
you have a high metabolic rate wor
Miss J says:
maybe you're subconsciously trying to satisfy your sexual appetite
Miss J says:
are you eating phallic looking items
Liru says:
i wish wor!
Liru says:
well at least today and yest i didnt check his facebook profile
Miss J says:
have F over for supper
Miss J says:
hahahahahahaha

Match Made In Heaven

D! How could they ever stop production on something so perfectly made for your sweet teeth wor! It's like God answered your prayer and made a soft drink especially for you! Imagine how far you'd bounce off the walls if you drank this while eating that melted candy ice cream from MacDonald's! Now that would be a sight that Heng Heng could capitalize on. Imagine the crowds that would pay to watch that!. Furthermore, knowing you, you'd go into a trance at the sight of these two yummies that you'd let us exploit you for free!

Dedication

"The Prophet" by Kahlil Gibran is one of my favorite books and while reading it tonight, I came across this excerpt on "Friendship"

So seeing how I'm not a poet like A, I dedicate this to you all, my darling dearest friends who I love with all my heart. I miss you all so very much. *Big Hugs*

"And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures.
For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."

XOXO
Miss J

Audrey

团圆 Heng Heng Reunion

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Spotted!
After weeks of speculation and false alarms (last week the 3Ts and Chan L were spotted trying to keep a low profile at Timbre, sparking speculation that not all was well among the Heng Heng stars), the much anticipated heng heng farmaleee reunion took place last night! True to the Heng Heng stars' desire for privacy, the reuion took place at the discrete secret venu, Mimolette. Arriving alone or in pairs, the stars were ushered hurriedly into Mimolette leaving a pack of woeful paps to content with the smell of the night and horse manure. An unidentified woman who appeared with D has been identified as administrative staff snuffing out speculation that she was his mother! It was off to Zouk for drinks and dancing the night away and it wasn't until then that the stars obliged to pictures. See for yourself how good each of them look! Marm's first appearance in the year of the ox after her whirlwind trip across Europe and J's long awaited return delighted the fans but it's anyone's guess when we'll see Baby b for the first time in 2009!

a little bit of scandalous

MoMa is back to share some scandalous bits of her life with XX lao ban!

Last nite, MoMa & XX lao ban had a date to chat online at 11pm... we talked for the longest ever - and i only got to bed at 6am!! well actually i did doze off for 2 hours in between... but still.. hehe...

Here's the highlight of our conversation for you all to enjoy ;)

MoMa (after disappearing for 20mins): sorry, just got out from my shower...

XX lao ban: that's nice.. wish i was there...

MoMa (stunned for a few secs before replying): hmm.. well.. i wish you were here too.... hahaha...

HO terribles right!! the redeeming factor is that we never took it further than that lar.. unlike what ChanL thought, NO we neh do any cyber dirty talk.. for us its just such "not so innocent" kinda flirting...

But this is not all... this afternoon he came online and he msn me...

XX lao ban: did you have a good short sleep? ;)

MoMa: not too bad... and u?

XX lao ban: woke up at 7am.. :( but i had sweet dreams! ;)

MoMa: oh dear.. then u should have just slept in longer...

XX lao ban: with you!

......... ho scandal right... hiyo... terribles ah.. men nowsadays...

I found this on my msn history - the exact conversation between MoMa & her current favouritest lao ban... PART 2 wor... Enjoy!

XX lao ban says:
is that you finally on the picture???
MoMa says:
nah... sorry to disappoint you... this is too professional to be mine lar..
XX lao ban says:
it's small, hard to guess… but you're really keeping me waiting! building up the expectations
MoMa says:
aww... c'mon dont stress me like this... cant have too high an expectation for a beginner you know..
XX lao ban says:
I know, my expectations were on delivery more than quality for a start.... associated with a low level of clothing… quality will improve with time

after a while of silence....

XX lao ban says:
... I left you speechless LOL
MoMa says:
........................... is that one of your ways of testing out the "darker" side of me?
XX lao ban says:
might be… and to fulfill a fantasy too
MoMa says:
that's very flattering to hear indeed.. this skill of yours must have helped fulfill quite a no of fantasies no? see... that's why you're the boss!
XX lao ban says:
some yes.. but always some left.. luckily! are you next?
MoMa says:
now i'm really curious to know what this fantasy is about....
XX lao ban says:
Well, I've known you from sweet little girl to ambitious colleague and witty friend, wondering how's the sexy part of you… I know it's there, but would love to witness the evolution

well, that's all the juicy bits I have for now... till more....

XOXO

MoMa

MoMa's darker side

Harrows to all my bee-you-tee-fool, georgeous & flaabulous correagues!!

Long time since MoMa left a post wor.. have been too busy entertaining one particular lao ban, who has been visiting me ho often wor... No no.. it is not S&F.. this one is long distance one wor.. via MSN ah... ;)

Anyways, i ho excites that this lao ban keeps chatting me up on msn wor, so i decided to memo blog here to updates you all ah...

here's an excerpt of our last msn session:

XX lao ban: shouldnt be hard for you to find a boyfriend no? Are you playing too hard to get (or are you still a virgin LOL)

MoMa: Of course i am still a virgin... Don't i look like one??

XX lao ban:

well, nothing surprises me in singapore anymore, you may be one of the rare few left. And you DO look quite innocent (NOT!)

I am still trying to explore the darker side of you. if you have one...

MoMa: Well... take your best shot at it and pls do keep me posted on your findings! hahaha...

Tsk Tsk.. this lao ban ho terribles wor... but i ho love wor... Hahaha...